Room 411, Sunday morning

Tip had been a bit busy yesterday and hadn't gotten around to this phone call. Which was only going to make it worse.

"J.Lo?" she said when he answered. "Did you sign me up for a class called 'Adventuring for Idiots'?"

"Mmmm. No Tip. I did not."

"Well, I'm looking at my summer schedule right here and I'm definitely signed up for it. I only signed up for Music and Shakespeare. So someone must have."

"Was not me. I signed Tip up for 'Adventuring for Idiots, Because Clearly You Need It'."

"J.Lo!"

"Is totally different!"

"Why?!"

"It says just there. Because clearly you need it. Was class that said, not J.Lo."

"Dammit, J.Lo --"

"Pardon Tip's language."

"-- Don't sign me up for any more classes!"

"I am just watching out for Tip. She says 'Oh no, I can go off to school without my best friend and companion J.Lo and it will be just fine,' but I know. So I keep watching out for Tip. Even from two states away."

"I'm only in Maryland."

"Yes. And I am in Pennsylvania. That is two states: Maryland and Pennsylvania."

"I'm hanging up now."

"You do not want to talk to Tipmom?"

"I'll talk to Mom later."

"She also agrees with J.Lo. About the class."

"J.Lo --"

"Because clearly you needs it!"

*click*

Right. Okay. That could have gone better.

[ooc: cracked door, open post]