Voicemail

[intotheout]

"Hello, you've reached the phone of Gratuity Tucci. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message after the tone.

"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."

*Beep*

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Crazy Phone Day

[justice_undone]

"I don't think we've ever talked about gelatin. Or kinks. I hope you don't think we have that kind of relationship."

[from here]