"Hello, you've reached the phone of Gratuity Tucci. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message after the tone.
"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."
*Beep*
"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."
*Beep*
Re: Text, Thursday Night
on 2016-09-15 10:52 pm (UTC)This was followed by a bullhorn and music notes, naturally.
Re: Text, Thursday Night
on 2016-09-15 11:12 pm (UTC)Then he sent a long string of garbage can emojis and one emoji.
k i gotta go offer the birthday girl a birthday threesome,</> he said, like that made sense.
Re: Text, Thursday Night
on 2016-09-15 11:13 pm (UTC)Re: Text, Thursday Night
on 2016-09-15 11:14 pm (UTC)