Voicemail

[intotheout]

"Hello, you've reached the phone of Gratuity Tucci. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message after the tone.

"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."

*Beep*

Comments

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[thewrathofkaan]

that would work 2, he agreed. i deserve it

Then he sent a long string of garbage can emojis and one emoji.

k i gotta go offer the birthday girl a birthday threesome,</> he said, like that made sense.

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[intotheout]

have fun & dont pass out till u get home Tip advised.

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[thewrathofkaan]

or whoever else's home ;)))