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"Hello, you've reached the phone of Gratuity Tucci. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message after the tone.

"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."

*Beep*

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Posted by

intotheout

Well, she could mostly see it, anyway. Selfie cams didn't have the best range.

fulfilling ur campaign promises already? she texted back. overachiever

Posted by

thewrathofkaan

i didnt even buy this booze. but i did pay for the shark.

Well, his dad did, anyway.

also CONGRATS! student council buddies!!!

Then there were about six briefcase emojis, because briefcase meant politics, duh.

Posted by

intotheout

party shark maybe above + beyond Tip's response came with a party horn and a pile of money with wings. should suggest it 4 homecoming dance

Posted by

thewrathofkaan

what if all the old alumni ride it and they fall off and crack their brittle bones!!!

Wow, that was dark. He followed it up with a hospital emoji and a skeleton.

Posted by

intotheout

put age limit on it, Tip suggested, snickering over the emojis. must be this young to ride She added a little baby face and a brown hand pointing at it. And then a dragon head, just because.

Posted by

thewrathofkaan

Roscoe snickered even though he was sure to look like a big loser laughing at his phone in the middle of the party. let's fight for it at the meeting, he said, adding a brown fist and a boxing glove. assuming i make it to the meeting and my hangover doesnt Kill me

He was such a good politician.

Posted by

intotheout

skpping 1st meeting due 2 hangover seems like bad precedent Tip added a graduation cap. just wear sunglasses and b coolest person there

Posted by

thewrathofkaan

Like half the student council wasn't also at this party.

deal. hopefully. if i texted u to drag me out of bed would u do it? jw

It was always nice to know if your friendship was at that level.

Posted by

intotheout

maybe Tip teased. maybe show up and blast music @ u instead

This was followed by a bullhorn and music notes, naturally.

Posted by

thewrathofkaan

that would work 2, he agreed. i deserve it

Then he sent a long string of garbage can emojis and one emoji.

k i gotta go offer the birthday girl a birthday threesome,</> he said, like that made sense.